I have never understood why a Menos Grandes would wear men’s white, pointy, high-heeled dress shoes.
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me and Julian sitting in the file room staring at computers
me: my feet hurt
Julian: (what he actually said) these floors are are really very uncompromising
Julian: (what I thought he said) you should put them on ebay
me: I should put my FEET on ebay?!?
(not my actual foot)
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…but I had a coupon… Leave a comment
“I only came in for a loaf of bread.” – said every customer ever.
“Where’s the bread?” – responded every tired cashier.
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Never ask me to pick a favorite. A favorite ANYTHING. Favorite manga, favorite movie, favorite sandwich, favorite flower. Because I’ll start to sputter and get really excited and say things like, “Do you want my top 10? Because I don’t think I go can go lower than a top 20. Maybe 25. Can we do a top 25? Is that ok?”
And the more I list, the more I’ll remember and the bigger the list. Except for maybe favorite flower. Hands down, that’s the daffodil.
But I do like lily-of-the-valley, too. And roses. And….never mind.
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Walking to my car…passed a woman walking in, digging through her purse. She didn’t find whatever she was looking for and must have realized she left it in her car. She looked up, stared at me without seeing me, muttered, “Rut Ro”, and spun around and headed back to her car.
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There’s nothing to see here.
