am I nothing but a stupid donkey?

I’ve marathoned the first nine seasons of Hell’s Kitchen in the past 6 or 7 weeks. (I’d actually seen the first 4 seasons before, but totally forgot until I saw them again)

I started season 10 this morning.

AND I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A RISOTTO.

I’m slightly chagrined to say I’ve never even had a risotto. I should just get out of the kitchen before I’m thrown out.

On a side note, I have joined the legion of fangirls with a crush on Chef Scott.

And why can’t they just make the show A COOKING COMPETITION INSTEAD OF A PERSONALITY COMPETITION?? Gordon Ramsay, lord love the man, has enough personality to sail the show. Just give us seasons like the first two, before it all became a bitch-fest. Please? I would love it so much more.

chef scott

(The real star of Hell’s Kitchen?)

Nah. We all know Chef Ramsay is the bee’s knees.

Now, if only he’d make me a risotto.

hell

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