When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be Elvis.
When I was a teenager I wanted to be a Jedi.
Now I just want a house with a porch.
Of course, my porch would be the most awesome porch in the galaxy, what with Elvis on the swing playing his guitar while Qui-Gon is teaching me badass lightsaber moves…
Can you believe I actually found a pic online to represent this post?
Of course you can.
Of course I did.
It’s the internet.