I don’t trust kettle potato chips, and I’ll tell you why. I left a bowl with about a half dozen bbq flavored kettle chips out on the table. They sat there for a week. I kept thinking I would eat them, but I never did. So after a week, I went to throw them away, and on the way across the room to the trash can, because everyone would, and don’t lie because you know you would, too, I took one out and popped it in my mouth.
And it was still crispy and crunchy and delicious.
And that is why I don’t trust kettle potato chips.